Ep. 3. Here There Be Gerblins - Chapter Three

The Adventure Zone

The McElroys

Mcelroy, Rpg, Adventure, Games, Leisure, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

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🗓️ 18 December 2014

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

With one half of their former employers effectively rescued, our party begins the hunt for Gundren Rockseeker in earnest. There are just a few things standing in their way: They don't know where he is, they're all Level Clown-Shoes, and also, a jelly monster.

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0:00.0	Last time on The Adventure Zone.
0:02.3	Up there you see another goblin and next to him you see an unconscious human man.
0:10.1	He sounds like Kelsey Grammer and he looks like common.
0:12.8	He's one hell of a goblin.
0:14.7	I have a proposition for you.
0:17.4	I will let you leave this cave with your berry blue jeans.
0:21.9	Alive and unharmed.
0:23.8	I want you to depose our current employer whose name is Clark.
0:32.6	Clark is like he looks he looks pretty badass.
0:35.5	All right I cast Charm person on Clark.
0:38.4	He brings you out most aromatic ulante you have ever tasted.
0:43.3	It is enough to level all three of you up to level two.
0:46.0	What happened to Gundrin?
0:47.6	We were contracted to acquire a Gundrin and deliver him to the black spider.
0:53.7	Clark is going to wake up soon and then I don't want to be where that happens.
0:56.7	Berry Blue Jeans is amenable to that.
0:58.6	He's like yeah let's get the hell out of this cave.
1:00.5	I am not a big fan of this cave.
1:01.9	Mine's berry blue jeans.
1:31.9	So the four of you with Berry J Blue jeans are walking out of the cave towards your wagon.
1:49.3	Very far off in the distance that cave you hear.
1:51.5	What?
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