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is infants on Thrones, the philosophies of men

mingled with humans.

We are the core. Smack.

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Down. Smack. Smack. Smack! Welcome to the games of the first infant Olympiad.

Today we bring the final round of one of the most anticipated events of these games to see who will be

taking home the coveted gold medal and logical fallacies.

The final contestant is Elder Jeffrey R. Holland, who's been a favorite for this event ever since his legendary Taffy Bowl address.

But we shouldn't count this as in the bag yet, with a strong showing from Kenham's,

if we evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys' argument,

and a shocking upset from your pretentious neighbor asserting that since Ridley Scott directed

Prometheus, it is actually a good movie.

It's safe to say that this competition is far from over.

We go now to Holland's final presentation. What is equally obvious is that the great conflict between good and evil, right and wrong, the moral and the immoral, conflict which the world's great

faith and devoted religious believers have historically tried to address, that is being intensified

in our time and is affecting an ever wider segment of our culture.

And let there be no doubt that the outcome of this conflict truly matters,

not only in eternity, but in everyday life as well.

Will and Ariel Durant put the issue squarely as they reflected on what they called the lessons of history.

They wrote, there is no significant example in history of any society successfully maintaining

moral life without the aid of religion.

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