Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

It's Jordan Jesse Goh. I'm Jesse Thorne America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

Jordan, yes.

I think I would be the first to admit.

Largely because I hear about it from our listeners.

The too many recent Jordan Jesse Goh programs

have begun simply with me reciting the current weather conditions outside of our studio.

Yes.

However, I feel the current weather conditions outside of our studio bear mentioning.

Is something out of the ordinary?

It's extraordinarily hot, Jordan.

It's so hot that I am angry to be alive, angry to be in the world.

Let me ask you this. Here's been my policy dealing with the heat.

I want to hear your policy.

As soon as I get home, I am just in my underwear as quickly as possible.

I'm wondering as a married man, as a man with a child who needs an example set for him,

can you just immediately strip down and display out on the couch?

To teach my child a lesson about what you do when it gets hot outside.

Or who has the biggest dick in the house?

Two lessons. That's a double lesson.

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