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Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Ep. 289: Someday This Will All Be Yours with Shelby Fero

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2013

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Shelby Fero joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Alan and Robin Thicke, secondary mutations, and crossbows.  Plus, they get into Straight Talk for Teens: Teen 2 Teen.

Transcript

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0:00.0

give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and

0:05.1

free onto the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and

0:09.8

run you it's Jordan Jesse go I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart Jordan

0:14.4

Morris Boyd Detective not a Lydia Jordan I didn't get into this business to

0:18.6

Lydia Jordan yeah who are you my mom and dad are E Santa Claus Jordan you're one

0:25.5

of my best friends if not my best friend overall and I don't want to but I

0:31.3

don't want to like label what we have I'm not into labels but it's but it's

0:36.5

something special wouldn't you agree that it's something special but I mean I

0:39.9

think it demeans it if we want to label it but wouldn't like say like let's

0:44.4

just let it be fluid would you ever changing would you say though that we

0:48.6

share a special intimacy yes would you say that we've shared a special

0:54.7

intimacy yes should we label that yeah okay let's label it do you have a

1:02.3

label maker I do have a label maker I just got a brother P100 did you oh that's

1:07.6

a good okay well let's take you know what I've been labeling let's put some

1:10.4

labels let's put some labels on stuff I mean I just I just moved so I can I

1:15.4

have stuff in the house that needs to be labeled and while right let's just

1:17.9

label some relationships and while you're you can label the stuff so you're so

1:22.1

your cat bug yeah knows what not to fuck with exactly yeah you're just label it

1:27.5

no bug oh and while we're on the subject I'm just gonna need you to print 10

1:30.9

labels to say fuck buddy okay anyway what are what are those for I'm gonna be

1:36.5

labeling some relationships oh and then one that says and then one that says

1:40.4

fiance you need 10 yeah and one that says fiance oh yeah she does don't

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