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The You don't think I just came from a bar, Mike?

Yeah.

It's called the Texas Chili Parlor.

I've been past there.

Right next to the Capitol building.

It's never, what is it?

Never too cold for chili, never too warm for beer.

Is that what the sign says out front?

That's crazy that you know that.

A sober dude telling me about the greatest die-ball fucking slogan. The chili bar. It was nuts. Dude, it was fucking wonderful. Welcome back to Dadmeet, bitch. Tommy Pope. How are you, buddy? Good, man. Good. Yeah. Bartender, brawless, perfect breasts. Yeah, every now and again, I'll drive past the bar and think like, all right, I want to throw my life away at this place.

And the Texas Chili Company was... bartender brawless perfect breasts yeah every now and again i'll drive past the bar and think like

all right i want to throw my life away at this place and the texas chile company was a place that's a place to do it

man yeah were you by yourself of the bar what were you by yourself no my girl went for a long walk and

then she ended up there because we had to watch uh who cares but there's a new look at this coming out tomorrow we're watching like the final reel. She didn't have Wi-Fi. She jumped into this place. She says, why don't meet me here? And I went, Mm-hmm. Don't scratch my back too often, bitch. Last night. Look at this fucking place, dude. Look at that. They don't make them like that anymore. Like modern bars try and do this. This place has been around for like 70 years. If John Taffer walked in that place, you should be shot. Dude, that guy should be shot in his living room. Fuck John Taffer. He doesn't have to ruin a bar to get shot in a face. I would love to fuck up Taffer, dude Yeah, can we radicalize somebody on Reddit To fucking kill John Taffer One round, dude One round, I'd fucking Mani Pack yell It's crazy none of like the Like low life like You know, line cooks or bartenders Ever like swung on him Him coming in like pointing in your face and stealing like, you're gonna kill someone. It's like, yeah, bitch, watch. Yeah, I just crawled here. I crawled here from fucking Nicaragua, man. Yeah, dude. I don't like what you say that. Yeah, brother, my worst are blended together. We should start. Get comfortable in Texas, Tim.

Hi, I'm Kevin Hart.

He's pulling a fucking Mark Norman.

Yeah, what if we get flagged for that and not be saying we should kill John Taver?

The water rock?

Excuse me?

That's why that part's great.

There's no Woggers in't He's called a black dude's

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