Ep. 289 - Jurassic 106 & Park w/ Michael Ridley pt. 1

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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0:00.0	The
0:07.0	The Welcome back to Dadmeet, bitch. Michael Ridley. Hey, Butterley. Oh, yeah. Here we are. Can I have headphones too? I got them. Plug into the Matrix, Timothy. Welcome to the show, Michael Ridley. Thanks for having me. Holy shit. I'm in the middle. Mike, you look great, man. Thank you, man. Dude, I love the black eye rag, man. I can't get enough of it. Everyone says they, I get, I get teased, but I'd be sweating my ass off, brother. Get fucking very moisturized. Did you start with a towel that size, or did you try smaller at first? No, I'm going for like a Lionel from the Peanuts type thing on stage. You should go full beach towel. Yeah. Like a Minions Beach towel by next week. Yeah, yeah.
0:54.4	I'll. for like a Lionel from the peanuts type thing on stage. You should go full beach towel.
1:08.6	Yeah. Like a Minion's Beach towel by next week. Yeah, yeah. I'll have a blankie and a diaper and a bean can a few months. You're like, oh, what's Ridley? Ridley's doing this thing where you're just biting on the edge of a blanket on stage for 20 minutes. Oh, dude, that's that, yeah. Somebody get me my damn iPad.
1:28.6	What's the deal with on stage for 20 minutes. Oh, dude, that's, yeah. Somebody get me my damn iPad.
1:32.6	What's the deal with diaper rash?
1:34.7	Jimmy Seinfeld baby material.
1:41.0	Man, Seinfeld had to be the ugliest fucking baby in history, man.
1:43.6	Just a giant Jewish dome coming out.
2:19.3	Man, he got his little baby penis sucked by a rabbi as his tradition. That's crazy. That is a nutty tradition. Yeah, first we salvaged the foreskin. Yeah. And then a nip for me. Yeah. Imagine the first set of Jewish parents, like, getting told the deal. The guy's just making it up on the fly uh yeah we're gonna cut the tip of this that's important for god and then uh i was thinking and let me know what you guys think on this uh there's gonna be a little bit of blood um and i have to suck until we both turn pale we don't have any towels yet yeah so Yeah. So I was thinking, and I'm good with this. If you guys are, I'll probably just drink a little bit of it. And if we don't have a
2:24.7	cup, I'm fine with just going mouth to newborn penis. If that's, if it's all the same to you guys.
2:30.4	Crazy idea. What if I... Hear me out here cut me off if this is too much
2:36.0	I'll put my mouth
2:38.2	on the baby's penis
2:39.4	I'm cutting him off so you cut me off
2:41.3	no reservation
2:44.5	well we're not really comfortable
2:45.9	with that rabbi oh and I
2:47.5	hear you but let me reassure you
2:50.2	you're welcome to it, too.
2:52.2	There's no rule against that.
2:53.3	If you want me to spit it into your mouth, maybe.
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