Ep 29 - Dancing Queens

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Day 356 of quarantine and the lads have nothing going on in their lives so they spend the first 10 minutes of the episode discussing soup. They reminisce on fonder times when they were sexually active and as it’s Easter Sunday they debate whether chocolate is better than sex.

They then delve into the world of dance and discuss what made them start dancing in the first place, the industry’s imperfections and reveal the identity of the elusive 6’4 gay dancing cat in the semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent.

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0:00.0	Imagine travelling the world as a dancer.
0:03.0	Performing live on stage or screen.
0:06.0	If you see yourself as a professional dancer, LMA could make it happen.
0:10.0	Our degree in dance performance opens up opportunities in music videos, theatre and live tours anywhere in the world.
0:17.0	And at LMA, we're supported by people who've been there and done it.
0:21.5	Hi, this is Robbie Williams.
0:22.8	This is where your amazing journey begins.
0:25.5	Find out more at our open days.
0:27.4	See lma.ac.ac.uk.
0:30.2	Do, do, do.
0:35.6	Bamba!
0:37.2	Bampa! Bampa! Bampa Bampa! Bamba!
0:40.0	Okay, enough Rasmataz!
0:42.9	But it's not every day a new scratch card drops.
0:45.5	With the new set for five years scratch card from the National Lottery.
0:49.3	You could win five grand a month every month for five years.
0:53.1	Pick up yours in store today and get scratching.
0:56.3	Search Dream Big Place Mall. Rules, procedures and game specific rules apply.
0:59.1	Place must be 18 or over.
1:02.2	If I look back at when me and my dancer girlies used hit the club, like, I'm sorry.
1:09.7	I walk in, we just burst open the doors. I just pointed
1:13.0	to the DJ and he'd be like, why is he pointing to me? And then I just pretend he's playing my track.
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