Ep 29: A Bunch of Has-Beens Calling You a Lesbian for Two Hours

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2018

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

This week, hosts Corinne Fisher (@PhilanthropyGal) & Rosebud Baker (@RosebudBaker) take listeners through the 2015 toast of Justin Bieber, a very transparent (but successful?) attempt to resurrect his career after he kind of acted like an asswad for awhile. Produced by Mike Coscarelli (@MikeCoscarelli). Come see #TwoLessLonelyGirls LIVE as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Thursday, November 8th at 10:15pm at New York Comedy Club East Village. Use code 'LONELY' for your Belieber discount. It's gonna be sleazy

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.3	Post to my current fishery, who's my maker. Welcome back everybody
0:35.0	everybody to less lonely girls.
0:39.0	I am Rosebud Baker.
0:41.0	I'm Corinne Fisher and it just feels like ages it feels like decades yeah
0:47.2	since the last time we recorded even though it's only been a week for you guys I've
0:51.4	missed you I so much has happened there was a
0:56.7	big personal happening because the the owner of the two less lonely girls
1:02.8	Twitter account.
1:04.1	Oh yeah, just, she was just overcome with
1:07.4	tweets.
1:08.8	She said, you know what, fuck it!
1:11.0	I can't handle it anymore.
1:12.8	She just tweeted at us, just take the handle.
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