Ep 28: TO BE FATHER: The Classic Work of Jeremy Bieber

TWO LESS LONELY GIRLS

Mike Coscarelli

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 October 2018

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

This week, hosts Corinne Fisher (@PhilanthropyGal) & Rosebud Baker (@RosebudBaker) tackle Hailey Baldwin pregnancy rumors, Jeremy Bieber's Instagram presence, and Pattie Mallette's love for the art of the vague tweet. Produced by Mike Coscarelli (@MikeCoscarelli). Come see #TwoLessLonelyGirls LIVE as part of the New York Comedy Festival on Thursday, November 8th at 10:15pm at New York Comedy Club East Village. Use code 'LONELY' for your Belieber discount. It's gonna be sleazy.

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0:00.0	To answer your question, yes we are two adult women.
0:05.0	And yes we love Bieber and that's why we're publicly stalking him.
0:11.0	We're crazy.
0:12.0	Hey!
0:13.0	Maybe he's what America needs.
0:16.0	One nation under beeps.
0:19.0	We're gonna be two less softly girls.
0:22.0	We're gonna be two let's only girls. We love Justin Bieber and let us be clear
0:28.2	we're not being ironic at all.
0:31.2	Post to my current fishery and Rosebaker. Welcome back everybody
0:35.0	everybody.
0:36.0	To two last lonely girls.
0:39.0	Wait, that was really just terrible.
0:42.0	We're gonna stick with it because we stand by our mistakes but
0:45.3	goddamn. There's we have some growing to do. In the unison talking? What a rough
0:52.4	start. Division. What a rough start.
0:53.6	Division.
0:54.3	I'm Rose Bud Baker.
0:55.3	I'm Corinne Fisher.
0:56.5	And you're listening to Two Less Lonely Girls Podcast, an adult unironic podcast dedicated to our love of Justin Bieber, the teen
1:06.7	idle, possibly fallen teen idle. Oh no, yeah. You know who knows all I know is he's unavailable.
1:14.0	We've got like a lot to get into this week.
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