The Mike Dolce Show

Because you can't and you don't stop

Because you can and you don't stop

Or when you can and you don't stop

Mike D coming down the showshed

I got the crayon

I got the brand to a gay sex club

It's true.

I did.

I went there.

Now, I'm going to change a few parts of the story,

simply because I don't know what's appropriate to say,

and I don't want to get anyone in trouble.

And I don't know that anything illegal happened, but being that I don't know the laws,

nor do I want to disclose anyone's privacy, I'll make a few small changes.

So you won't know exactly what I'm talking about or where I'm talking about or whom I'm talking about.

But once upon a time, I was traveling.

And while traveling, I said to myself, hey, Mike, it would be awesome if you could find, like,

a gym that had a hot tub and a sauna, or if you could find a Banya that had a hot tub, a sauna,

a cold plunge, a juice bar, maybe a nice organic cafe.

And these places exist.

I find these all the time, all over the world.

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