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Ep 286 – Priesthood Power and the Magic Worldview

Infants on Thrones

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2016

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Summary

John Hamer teaches Glenn, Randy, and Jake a thing or two about the LDS priesthood. And its origins. And its authority. And its power. And the magical-ness of the Mormon Worldview. And it is funny. And informative. And will tickle your ears, warm your hearts, and engorge your brains. Do not seek the treasure (we thought you was a toad).

Transcript

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0:00.0

One thing you will discover when you get next to one another is everybody needs some

0:09.0

priesthood power, priesthood power. It's nice when you've got authority to move the mountains over

0:17.6

plains or seas. Everybody needs some priesthood needs a little priesthood power. That's how it was in the early

0:26.6

days of the Mormon church. Since elders were apostles everyone was low

0:32.0

inflation was the only place there was to go. The elders were apostles, everyone was low.

0:32.6

Inflation was the only place there was to go.

0:35.2

The first elder of the church was Joseph Smith.

0:38.8

He quickly tired of sharing power

0:40.9

with all the other elders in the church in the church and so in 1832 he

0:49.7

prayed and he got a revelation true making him the president the president of priesthood power

0:57.6

Oh priesthood power priesthood power

1:01.1

Everybody needs us in priesthood power. The utmost trust. In God we trust. There's authority there.

1:10.0

Melkaz a Dick was once a mighty king.

1:13.0

He ruled over Salem and everything.

1:15.8

He could heal the sick and raise the dead.

1:19.0

Raise the dead he ordained.

1:21.0

Apostles, Peter, James, and Blovelage on to pass his mighty holy power on

1:26.8

They showed up and gave Joseph super-duper priesthood power

1:33.1

The way was opened up for unchecked tyranny.

1:38.1

There were plenty of foes, cut off with woes,

1:40.9

but the profit held the keys.

1:43.7

Dispensational authority.

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