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I barely even get drunk anymore, dudes.

It sucks.

This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina.

You get an infection.

Monday, you can party because you have to set it off.

Right.

Buckle up.

Booh-beo-boo!

What up?

Boys.

Dem boys.

Guys, this one's going to be hot.

This one's going to be short, but it's going to be funny.

It's going to be super funny.

If you're listening, you've been warm.

It's going to be short, hot, and funny.

Oh. The Adam Divine biography. Hello. Hot, funny, and short. Is that what you said? Short, hot and funny. Yes, points. Adam, early points out the gate. I told you guys. First points of the new year for our boy. Welcome. Do you guys like saying, hey, listeners? Did I get any points last week? I think I might have gotten some points. I'll tell you what I do. My beer has zero points. Zero point zero. I think that's actually what it does have. Points of alcohol. Heineken zero. Woo. But guys, you can't be drinking the Heineken Z.

Oh, you look so cold. It's refreshing. And it's wet. And it's wet. In front of me, I didn't cool mine. So I had a room temp Heineken Zero. Not as good. Not as good. Still wet. It's better. It's better cold. They are to be enjoyed cold.

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