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The more you say sniff my bag, the harder I give.

She catches me staring, and then I go, I'm so sorry.

I just think your body looks great.

Get yourself some knee pads.

Get down there.

Let's go.

Woo! Woo!

What the fucking?

Illegalized comedy.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell, rock, barrage.

Is that what you're trying to do with those keys?

You picked up what I was putting down?

I couldn't hear those keys even a little bit, but I saw what you were doing.

I couldn't hear what you were doing.

What is he doing? What is he doing with that? He's jingling keys in front of the microphone, but it's not picking up. He was going on a jingly or jangly. He's going for a jingle bell rock situation. Is this cool? Does this make me cool? Whoa, you got a tomah. Can I guess who's Tomahawk that is?

Oh, that's not from a figuring.

That's an axe key opener that you have on your key chain or a beer opener. It's a multi-tool. Every man should have a multi-tool. And this is – That is sick. This is mine. When it's in your pocket, not a good time.

Otherwise... Yeah, you're almost slicing your dick off all the time. And also, you... Almost. You can't go to an airport with that. No, you can't take that on a plane. I have. You have. I think it is... I think it is plain okay. You know how like you buy something and if it's questionable

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