The movie trailer you're about to hear is a real movie trailer. Seriously, we're not making this up. Because so much of it

relies on visual images I'm going to describe for you what's happening on the

screen. No doubt you will feel the epically sweeping emotion inspired by not only the epically sweeping emotional music

but also from our sort of brother, Holy the Ghost, who testifies of the truthfulness of the truthfulness of the sort of brother, holy the ghost, who testifies of the truthfulness of all things.

And like I already said, this is a real movie, it's true, so I'll also use my carefully honed Casey Casey Casey

case of announcer voice to read what the actual

captions in this actual trailer actually, actually say.

So grab a box of Kleenex and prepared to be overwhelmed by the spirit.

Because here we go.

Fade in from black.

Words on the screen say

2,600 years ago, dot, dot, dot.

A group of trekking people with a two-humped camel are silhouetted against an epic sunrise.

Arial sweep of the trekking group, Lord of the Rings style.

An epic journey began.

Lehi looks just like Lehi.

He even has an epic walking stick.

Nephi stares up in awe at the sky, because, you know, God.

Lehi, fingers through golden pages of a brass book.

The brothers of Nephi, run and hug their mother.

A Journey of Hope.

Nephi smiles at a girl who really digs him.

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