Ep. #277: Crazy AND Illegal? Who You Gonna Call?
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 19 September 2018
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Recorded Sept. 18th, 2018 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Valentina of The Florence Project (@FlorenceProject), Morgan Murphy (@morgan_morphy), Mat Becker (@houdini357), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast. |
| 0:13.0 | Chaley Becker is chewing in the microphone. |
| 0:15.8 | I'm not having a chewing in the microphone. |
| 0:17.1 | He's chewing towards the microphone. |
| 0:19.0 | He's chewing near a microphone. |
| 0:20.7 | Now just chewing chewing bread, which is a, it's not like it's going to finish fast. |
| 0:29.4 | It's not as bad as apples, which Chaley likes to chew in the car. |
| 0:35.5 | Doritos with those really fancy flavors. |
| 0:38.7 | Because then you lick your fingers. |
| 0:40.7 | Well, no, that gets into an Andy Andress thing is crinkling bags. |
| 0:45.0 | He hates that. |
| 0:46.0 | And I've picked up his, it's not a phobia, but it's a fucking annoyance. |
| 0:52.3 | He's got crinkling bags. |
| 0:53.7 | So now when I crinkle a bag around people, I think, oh, fuck, someone here hates me |
| 1:00.5 | as much as Andy Andress would hate me. |
| 1:04.1 | But I'm a mysophonia guy chewing sounds make me fucking sick and mouth sounds, not just |
| 1:13.9 | chewing. |
| 1:14.9 | Well, it's a, it's a someone smacking their gun. |
| 1:16.7 | What about those lined up teeth? |
| 1:18.6 | NPR. |
| 1:19.6 | Anything? |
| 1:20.8 | That's not smacking. |
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