Ep. #276: Free Money

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Doug is nominated as one of the best and Chad introduces his new venture. Also, listener Adam puts it on Doug to make a friend's birthday wish come true.
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Recorded Sept. 11th, 2018 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Mat Becker (@houdini357), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
This episode is sponsored by
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Closing track from Carlos Valencia's new comedy cd “A Temporary Solution to a Permanent Problem” available at [http://carlosvcomedy.com/merch](http://carlosvcomedy.com/merch)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I think that guy just didn't like you because I remember that too and then after that
0:21.9	I was always trying to sneak beer and the last time I went there Jenny laughed at me because
0:25.4	I'm trying to stuff tall boys in my pockets.
0:28.0	She's like look over there there's a dude with just a 12 pack in his lap drinking beer.
0:32.7	I had that megaphone and I didn't know there was a controversy over that and I looked
0:36.1	at him and I was like hey you baby and the guy goes no apple fighter!
0:41.6	Is this a rule and the guy's like no no no no megaphone.
0:45.6	He was pretty crazy and we got kicked out that time by the sixth inning.
0:50.2	By who though?
0:51.2	Fucking janitor.
0:52.2	It's janitor again.
0:53.2	Yeah, Tom make a fuck himself.
0:54.8	Well I mean.
0:55.8	Alright I'll leave but I'm taking my bathrooms with me.
0:58.5	Yeah, how about that?
0:59.5	You got something to clean now.
1:02.8	We barely wanted to be there anyway at that point we were tired of doing it and then it
1:07.4	all I mean from from the fucking national anthem no one told us we needed the national anthem
1:16.1	and then they come to us how come you're not playing the national anthem.
1:19.2	I guess we're not prepared to not be prepared.
1:21.6	Yeah.
1:22.6	I don't know what the fuck.
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