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Cult Podcast

Ep. 273 Qanon: iCanHasLettuceWrap

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.41.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 October 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back! We’re back from food poisoning hell and bringing you one of our most requested cults of all time! Join Mando as he takes Paige through the wonderland that is 4chan, the place where it all started. Also we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up everybody? This is Armando Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us we have

0:07.6

Baha finger bless. Okay. I'm so sorry. Let me do that again. And with this we have um

0:15.2

Taze on day

0:18.5

Oh, you leave both of them a bit

0:20.5

I want I want people to be I want people to go oh, I can't wait to hear about QAnon this incredibly

0:30.8

divisive and upsetting political coal that is taking my grandparents away from me and for you to go

0:38.4

Baha finger blessing and Taze on day and have them go oh, is this the right file?

0:44.6

It's the exact right energy for 4chan. I don't know what to tell you. Oh my god. Absolutely

0:50.4

We are here to talk about QAnon. We have a great episode planned for you. Thank you to everyone who has

0:56.6

suggested it and now you can stop and for everyone who asked me about uh continuing our

1:02.8

our series hunt Donald Trump this is also that too. So to for while you can stop sending me

1:09.3

fucking tickets about it. Um oh and for the person who sent me a DM warning me not to get involved with

1:17.0

this quote Taylor Swift Travis whatever nonsense uh stay tuned all the way to the end because I

1:23.9

for sure what do you mean not get involved as if you were gonna break them up like what are you talking

1:29.7

about? I don't know man if I lost if I lost 20 pounds I could be the Bram Pete Davidson. That's

1:36.7

all I'm saying. Here's what I'm saying. Here's what I'm gonna tell you I feel like

1:41.6

for for the right you if you caught Taylor Swift at the right moment any time you could be

1:47.8

that that guy for her and then we'd have a song written about you. I don't oh yeah 100% it would

1:54.8

ruin my career forever. I would no longer be Armando Torres cult podcast guy or Ruestra Teeth guy.

2:00.9

I would be the guy that Taylor Swift sung about having a weird shaped penis.

2:06.2

Haha John Mayer Taylor's ex-boyfriend. Yeah I would forever be the guy who was who she sang the song

2:15.7

it's shaped like a dinosaur shaped chicken nugget in parentheses Taylor's version about. Does it have

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