Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres, and you're listening to the show before the show.

And I'm Paige Wesley.

And with us we have...

Constitutionally protected opinions.

Yeah, that's right, baby. This whole episode is essentially a speculation zone.

With sources.

With sources.

As they always are, just want to remind you about that intro that we have, about how these are our opinions.

And uh...

These are things we think. Things we think about. A two in the morning when we're googling around.

Yeah, we are covering, um, of course, as you can tell by the title,

the Danny Masses and Trial and, uh, uh, it's connections to both Scientology.

And a very strange connection that Paige found again at two in the morning.

Just things I'm thinking about. Just my thoughts. Rattle around in my big old thought head.

Yeah, you know how most people at 2am, when they have bad thoughts, it's like,

I wonder if my ex is happy. Uh, uh, maybe that thing that I did in middle school was bad.

Paige Wesley sits different from everyone and goes,

what if the worst thing could happen and it's happening?

And here's a conspiracy and I'm following it and I bought 400 pounds of red yarn.

Yeah, what if you can't trust the fucking cops?

Because you also can't trust the fucking telemarketers.

But then you also can't trust the fucking Church of Scientology.

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