Ep 26 OMG Hi! Who's Who In The Zoo

OMG Hi! with George Lopez Podcast

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4.8 • 614 Ratings

🗓️ 23 August 2021

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

George is joined by podcast favorite Gil Carillo and producer Grant Lease as they catch up on some salacious listener voicemails, get candid on George's Instagram Live, and drink good beer.

OMG, Hi! is a weekly podcast with George Lopez featuring surprise celebrity guests, listener call-ins, stories of George's haunted house, hot takes, and more. Leave a voicemail: (818) 533-1843.

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0:00.0	I'm wearing a muscle shirt that says Comey Caca.
0:03.0	At the formal dinner.
0:05.0	Everybody needs shit, I walk into the formal dinner.
0:09.0	I don't get it.
0:10.0	And my Cumadre just says,
0:12.0	comadre, looking at my wife, she says,
0:15.0	Comadre, don't look now, but he's back.
0:18.0	And everybody's in tuxedos and formal wear, and I walk him wearing a come a kaka t-shirt.
0:23.6	Hello, everyone!
0:26.6	Oh, my my my God, hi.
0:28.6	Ico de Dios, oh la.
0:32.6	With me, George Lopez, because you know that let's do the show.
0:35.6	You're doing a lot of you. Dry Clean right there by Keith Phelps. He pere da and go get some. Neal Sport and Paul. You know what George is? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. What's his name? George. Lopez. George Lopez. Oh, my God. Oh, M.G. Oh, M.G. Bye. Oh, my God.
0:55.1	I.
0:55.4	Attention listeners across the galaxy all the way from Australia to Houston.
1:06.0	Do we have a pew problem?
1:08.6	Houston, we have a pew problem.
1:10.4	Hey, so, Manscape. You know what Manscape is, right?
1:14.6	I know what Manscaping.
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1:18.6	It's a fourth generation, it's a brand new mower, 4.0.
1:22.6	You kick your pubs to the next planet.
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