So you gave me a double dose.

Check the hallway.

You could have driven a mini Cooper with the doors open out of my penis and I wouldn't

talk shit.

I was supposed to go to work that week.

I was out for fucking, too fucking drunk high for two weeks.

Hello, everyone.

Hola, my friends.

You're listening to, oh my God, hi.

I, God, hi. I mean, George Lopez. Hello. With me, my God. Hi, I'm God, hi.

I'm God de Dios.

With me, George Lopez.

Let's do the show.

Because you do, I got to go to that dry clean by Keith Phelps. He pego to the Cobra and Paul.

You know what George is?

Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere.

What's his name? George. Lopez. George Lopez? Oh, I'm sure he's around here somewhere. What's his name?

George. Lopez. George Lopez. Oh, my God. Ong. Oh, M.G. Bye. Oh, my God. Hi. So they put it in there, and how far do they put it in there? Well, just like a levativa. You know, it's just an enema. The hose goes up there about this far.

No.

Just a.

It's just an enema. The hose goes up there about this far. No. They just squirt you and then you let your body do the rest. Yeah, right? They just let you poop it out. And then, you know, they say, fluid goes in there. And then you've got a few seconds. He said, would you like us to put? Oh, yeah, that would good to use of my cover. It doesn't hurt your experience of talking. He said would you like us to bring the... Like us to find any Halloween candy? Bedside toilet. And right across from the bed is the regular toilet. And I said, no, no, no, let's try it.

You know, I just make it.

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