Ep. #259: Doug and Becker Digging Up Bones
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 May 2018
⏱️ 95 minutes
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Summary
Recorded May 08th, 2018 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Mat Becker (@houdini357), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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Closing song “The Way We Were" written by Alan Bergman, Marilyn Bergman, and Marvin Hamlischand, performed by Barbara Streisand.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope podcast |
| 0:12.8 | Check check in with you know |
| 0:15.2 | Hello, try all talking over each other. Hello, check. I'm the him the door is a really good guy |
| 0:25.4 | Good go |
| 0:27.1 | So Chad they tell me you had to build a temporary |
| 0:31.6 | Chicken coop. We'll do it all fucking late night talk show style |
| 0:36.6 | Well, though you're right. I did have to build a temporary chicken coop |
| 0:41.6 | My son's you cute cute loud applause and unnecessary laughter inappropriate laughter |
| 0:48.2 | My son and his girlfriend rescued this giant fucking rooster is bigger than any rooster I've ever seen in my life |
| 0:54.5 | It's beautiful rooster, but I don't know what the circumstances were she loves animals and made a rescue it |
| 0:59.9 | But they live in town so they had it in a dog crate trying to keep it in town |
| 1:05.6 | And they started crowing at all hours of the morning and they weren't about getting kicked out |
| 1:09.2 | So of course then it became my problem |
| 1:11.2 | So they brought it over with it. So |
| 1:13.9 | The coop is basically a chastity belt well, I have a |
| 1:18.9 | Like are you afraid he's gonna fuck your chickens? I already have a rooster in |
| 1:24.5 | My little chicken pen. He's not a big fan Tom rooster. You remember on foghorn leg horn |
| 1:32.7 | Chicken hawk so |
| 1:35.4 | Big head would demolish my chickens. Yes, you don't even know if you fit in that's so they don't have a grill |
| 1:44.4 | I guess there's a long-term plan for it. It has a home, but they're building a |
| 1:50.0 | Home for it on acid in the meantime they didn't bring me any acid or anything so I was just so |
| 1:56.1 | Luckily I was manic I'm fucking isn't that what you were trying to build a while ago on acid. It was a chicken. Yeah, yeah |
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