Ep. #258: Back From Australia and Pacing Myself
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 May 2018
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Recorded April 28th, 2018 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Mat Becker (@houdini357), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Chaille.
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LINKS:
Chad Shank Voice Over info at [www.AudioShank.com](www.AudioShank.com)
Support the Innocence Project - [www.innocenceproject.org](www.innocenceproject.org)
Closing song “King of the Road" written by Roger Miller and performed by Boots Randolph on the Jimmy Dean Hour - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFS1pl0DNLE
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I'm not a fan of you. |
| 0:07.0 | You're listening to the Doug Stanhope Podcast. |
| 0:14.0 | That was at the beginning of capitalism, not the end. |
| 0:18.0 | This is the end. |
| 0:21.0 | I'm everyone Hitler and it's just a Volkswagen. |
| 0:24.0 | Don't you dare start fucking eating on a mic. |
| 0:27.0 | What? You? |
| 0:28.0 | Your goal. |
| 0:29.0 | Oh, I doesn't pick up golf. |
| 0:31.0 | Did you set your mic for golf? |
| 0:34.0 | Oh, I'll set yours for gummy golf. |
| 0:38.0 | Goldfish pass filter. |
| 0:42.0 | Were any of you on the, uh, the, uh, uh, joby anchor team? |
| 0:50.0 | The what? |
| 0:51.0 | The fucking. |
| 0:52.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:53.0 | I was. |
| 0:54.0 | I was the first call. |
| 0:55.0 | I was supposed to be but joby knew I was, uh, you know, catburn. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:01.0 | Yeah. |
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