Ep 257. The one with the broken demi-john and the cleaners

Older and Wider Podcast

Comedy, Unknown

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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This week Jenny's had a near brush with A&E and Judith's back from the theatre! They talk toddlers, burglaries and snacks.

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes turn supply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. Hello, do you do you do? How many clothes are you wearing? What are you wearing? It's
0:38.7	hot, Judith, it's another hot day? It's another hot day.
0:42.0	Yes, I've got, I've already got smears all over the top.
0:46.0	I've got a black top on and I'm at the Twins.
0:49.0	I've already got some block because I was trying to put some block on them.
0:52.0	You know what I mean all over me and then I've also got a
0:54.8	bit of cheese on there already and on a black top it's not a good look is it well I
1:00.0	think it's okay once you get to our age if you have something smeared with white like
1:05.3	when you're a teenager and you've got a black skirt on and it's smeared with white like you
1:09.5	spilt yogot on it it looks like you have been wanking someone around the back.
1:13.8	Yes, yes.
1:14.8	I probably said this before.
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