Kill a little time for the child within you, don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take poppy shoes and socks and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the hilarious Jakey van Stratt.

And Jordan goes to a gay lesbian bisexual transgendered comicon. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective. A brisk winter afternoon in Los Angeles.

A story in our hearts and a song on our lips.

Oh man, we get up to sing.

Yes. We're going to have to wassle.

Really, that's more of, I mean, it's past Christmas.

You don't want to be inappropriate to wassle.

This Christmas, did you get a chance to go awassling?

I didn't. I did have some figgy pudding.

Right.

And, you know, I played a joke on that stuffy old person brown.

Oh, that old person.

Yeah.

Anyway, I hope that he can marry you when he's in town.

I hit him in the knee with a baseball bat.

That's the trick he played on the person.

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