Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the hilarious Seth Reese from the onion, and Jordan goes somewhere so mind-bending.

I can't even begin to describe it. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go! I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan, Morris, boy detective.

Okay.

I've handled what I needed to handle.

Oh, good.

We can begin this show now because I have taken care of business downstairs in the lobby.

And you're not talking about shaving your pubes.

That's not a colorful youth feminism for shaving your pubes.

I did do that down in the lobby, but that is not what I'm talking about.

I would never talk about something like that on Jordan, Jesse, go, I try and keep it clean on Jordan, Jesse, go.

No, I understand.

As our listeners, no, I always keep it clean on Jordan, Jesse, go.

We always were perpetually pitching the show as like a Disney Channel thing.

We are always in a Disney Channel Nickelodeon.

It has not, we've had a lot of interests, but it has not gone yet.

We've had a few lunches of green slime.

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