Hey, hey, we're here, we're back. We might be drunk.

Yo, yo. What's up, dude?

Oh, boy, long day, but hey, we're here, we're queer.

What do you have?

I had a pot earlier, the baby. I'm teaching him how to swim.

Really?

So I gotta get up early and get him to the Y.

He's loving it. You're not gonna be able to Casey Anthium now, whatever. I'm trying to Whitney Houston him. Yeah, but no dice. That's, you're taking the baby to the Y. That's so New York. I love that. Oh yeah, it's just me and a couple of Indian ladies just flashing away. Dude, yeah, shit.

We rescheduled this because I was sick as fuck.

I wasn't even like, you ever sick in Vegas?

No, I get sick after Vegas.

It sucks to be sick in Vegas because I'm at the Venetian.

You're like, it's not, it's just every step is a reminder that everyone is like having fun except you. Yes. And I'm trying to like be ready for the show. It still did the show obviously, but I'm walking around. I'm like, maybe at the food court there's like a ramen place. I'm going to like blast this out of me. Yes. But then you're like, you're looking around and you're like, where the fuck am I? Because these casinos are designed to make you lost. That's true. No windows, no clocks.

Nothing. But then you're like, you're looking around, you're like, where the fuck am I? Because these casinos are designed to make you lost.

That's true. No windows, no clocks. Nothing. So, like, you're so fucked up. And you're like, I don't have my senses from the, you know, cold quite as high. And then you're like, I can play some blackjack. Nah. I'm like, fuck. I'm sick at a table. like yeah yeah, fuck, give me another hand. Oh, that's great.

But it's like, it's also like, it's crazy everyone in Vegas, because they don't live there, but like everyone in Vegas is kind of a little heavy. Sure. Unless they're the, you know, the hot people. Right. But like the local is kind of heavy, but a lot of walking in those hotels. That's true. You feel it when your legs are dragging you down from a little cold action.

That's true, yeah.

You get the fattest people in the world and the hottest people in one place. I never thought about that. I'll tell you another thing I noticed in the Walgreens, the condoms are locked up and the meds are not. That says everything about Vegas. Yes. Well, I mean, it's like, hey, I couldn't wear a condom. They're locked up. Yeah. But I can take my Valium. It's fucking crazy. Yeah. But Vegas, it's not for me. I get it. It's cool. Yeah. It's fun. The thing is, I love it for like two nights a year. Yeah, exactly.

That's why it sucked to be sick for my trip this year.

Exactly.

Because for two nights, you're like, yeah, it's fun.

It's great. Oh, yeah. I mean, the hangover nailed it. Swingers nailed it. Yes. I guess I think growing up in New Orleans

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