Ep 255: Can You Tell Me How to Get… to the Bar?

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

It’s a Halloween special with Sal Vulcano and Gary Vider joining Mark and Sam, dressed up as your favorite Sesame Street crew—Bert and Ernie, Big Bird, and Elmo. It’s candy, chaos, and comedy as the guys debate kids’ TV, Blippi’s wild past, and overpriced Italian dinners. Plus, Iceland adventures, Joe Pesci stories, and the world’s worst toy memories. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month Shopify trial https://www.shopify.com/DRUNK Get 50% off your first Factor box + free breakfast for a year with code DRUNK50OFF https://www.factormeals.com/drunk50off Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ Produced by Gotham Production Studios @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: Matthew Peters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #SalVulcano #GaryVider #HalloweenEpisode #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #SesameStreet #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, folks, here we are. We might be drunk. Happy Halloween.
0:10.3	It's a big one, folks. Oh, yeah.
0:13.0	I'll take these off because this is a lot. Can somebody say big?
0:16.6	Hey!
0:18.7	All right.
0:20.0	Hell yeah. Gary Veter and Salvo Cano joining us.
0:23.1	Feels good.
0:23.7	And we even, we have some pre-made Manhattan's here in syringes by Matt Peters for Halloween.
0:29.8	Bloody Manhattan.
0:30.6	I like it.
0:31.4	I wasn't going to drink, but I will.
0:33.0	Yeah.
0:33.7	We just take it like this?
0:35.1	Like, are you going in immediately?
0:37.8	Yeah.
0:39.4	Not bad.
0:40.9	Pretty good.
0:42.3	All right.
0:43.4	That gets locked into the costume.
0:49.9	One fart.
0:55.0	It works. Hey, look at this piece of shit
0:57.0	Get in the frame
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