Ep 256: Corn on Macabre

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2025

⏱️ 79 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: a person finding out their boyfriend posted about them on reddit, a girlfriend who always wants to be in the bathroom when a guy pees, a husband who regrets marrying his wife and tells her about it, a favor making a wife look like a fool, a marriage ending over something in the past, and a dad being caught with a 16 year old. We also have a listener who had their car broken into and a surprise left for them, along with the return of Auroraisms/Jokes that Didn't Land This episode is sponsored by: HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/judgies10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For Life! ⁠⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠⁠ Story Links: My bf posted about me on Reddit Girlfriend always wants to be in bathroom when I pee My Husband Regrets Marrying Me My husband’s childhood best friend asked me for a favor, then humiliated me in front of her family. Would you end a marriage over something that happened years ago? My mom caught my dad with a 16yo and covered it up Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 3:47 BF Posted About Me 13:21 Husband Regrets Marriage 18:19 Wife Is Done 35:02 Break 37:42 CJ: Aurora-isms/Work Jokes 46:32 LS Sound 42:14 LS Story 58:45 Wretched Husband 1:08:04 Awful Parents 1:14:49 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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