Ep 255: Twerp, Dork, Geek

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 28 April 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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In this episode, we talk about: a guy who makes his coworker uncomfortable by being a pos creep, a husband who keeps getting dirtier and dirtier against his wife's wishes, a listener who ended up with brown stains on their butt, a listener who got caught vomming in a bathroom mid tiktok dance, a person who gets catfished in Ireland, and a wife who may or may not be farting. We also go over our take of "F Marry Kill" with "Twerp, Dork, Geek" This episode is sponsored by: Spot and Tango! Check out SpotandTango.com/ judgies and use code judgies to get fifty percent off your first order! Rocket Money! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and save money TODAY at ⁠RocketMoney.com/Judgies⁠ ⁠Judgies Merch is Available HERE!⁠ Want fun, cool stickers and MORE? ⁠www.aurorascreaturecorner.store⁠ ⁠Palestine Children's Relief Fund⁠ Donation Link Edited by: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@currentlyblinking⁠ ⁠https://twitter.com/currentlyblink⁠ ⁠https://tiktok.com/@currently.blinking⁠ Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! ⁠https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod ⁠ Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238⁠ Follow us on Twitter: ⁠https://twitter.com/judgiespod⁠ Follow us on Instagram: ⁠https://instagram.com/judgiespod⁠ Intro Music by: Iván ⁠https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1⁠ Story Links: Weird Coworker Husband Poops Himself Have I been catfished in the weirdest way possible? Wife Farting DELETED Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 12:32 Weird Coworker 24:05 Husband Poops Himself 42:15 Break 45:53 CJ: Twerp, Dork, Geek 1:02:23 LS Sound 1:03:13 LS: Brown Pants Stain 1:12:35 LS: Puke Story 1:13:33 Catfish Story 1:28:29 Wife Farting 1:38:25 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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