Peter Thiel is relocating his family to Argentina because he's concerned about the future of the United States.

And if the United States doesn't put him in jail, then we're not even a country anymore.

What's he guilty of? Maybe nothing.

But probably everything.

America has imprisoned countless men for far less, including the Unabomber.

President Trump responded to artists dropping out of the Freedom 250 concert, because it was too

political, by stating that it should just be a giant America's back rally, hosted by himself,

because he's a bigger draw than Elvis, and if we

behave, he might just execute the members of Nickelback live on national television.

Mike Pence said that Trump has moved away from conservative values, but that's only because

Trump hasn't tried to have him hanged lately.

And on the war front, we're going to be perpetually three days away from a deal to open up the Strait of Hormuz for the rest of our natural lives.

Everyone's looking for a back door to slink out of.

Nancy Mace says senior citizen homeowners should not have to pay property tax.

Let's cut this shit.

We're talking about boomers.

So the generation that burned the world down to inflate their home values and ensure you can never afford one now wants a tax break on those same homes,

while still expecting the police state to put you in prison if you set foot on their lawns.

Pam Bondi, most famous for calling any congressman who asked about Epstein a lying cock, is now saying she had little practical oversight over the Epstein files release.

And all that took was getting fired by the

president and allegedly being given cancer by the CIA

or maybe it was the Commerce Department.

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