Hey, everybody. This is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us

We have salinated water. That's right. That's right. Our plane is crashed and we're stuck on a mystical island that may or may not be an allegory for

Purgatory purgatory. Thank you. I forgot what the word was. I don't know, but that smoke monster. What's his deal? Oh, yeah

That's who I want to hang out with for 420. That's what they call me. They call me the smoke monster

Yeah, we've got a great episode for you. We're covering Mormonism again, specifically Brigham Young and his whole bull shit

But before we get into it, we wanted to tell you that we have patreon. I mean, you can go to patreon dot com slash cult podcast

Also panic fest is coming up the week of April 15th

I don't know the tickets have been on sale yet. It does not appear so yeah

But we will give you more information

But we just wanted to give you an update and say hey if you're in Kansas City, Missouri or nearby

You're gonna want to go to that because it's fucking awesome panic fest rules. We go there every year

I'm super excited for every single time and now they have this really cool basement that feels like a mix between a blockbuster

And like the quintessential mom's basement

It's awesome. It's fucking awesome

So you're gonna want to go to that. That's the weekend of April 15th

Uh, keep that locked and loaded page has a bunch a bunch of killer shows coming up to go ahead and follow her page

Hit them so she's real quick girl. Yeah, yeah

That's at rampage Wesley on Instagram. We're at page Wesley on Twitter

But Instagram is the place where most of the show stuff goes absolutely so go ahead and check those out and

I think without any further ado. Let's hop into the show

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