Hey, everybody. This is our monitor is and you're listening to the show before the show

And I'm Paige Wesley and with us. We have

Voltron

That's right. It's a thing that will make sense after you listen to the episode

This one's a lot of fun

It's also a lot of anger, but it's really interesting and I had a blast

so fucking

Open yourself up a non-alcoholic beverage

Throw away all coffee and get ready to blast off to your own planet because we're continuing with talking about Brigham Young and the Mormons

Hell yeah baptize your dad

Pull them from regular heaven into Mormon heaven. Let's go. Yeah, of course though

First have to change schools in the middle of the semester like what happened to me

Yeah, I know you already made heaven friends, but we've got another heaven with fewer eyes

Yeah, we've got a great episode for you before we get into it. Just wanted to let you know

You can help us support the show by going to patreon.com slash cold podcast

And hey, we're gonna be at panic fest on April 15th

That's right. We'll be in fucking Kansas City, Missouri just living it up

Eating barbecue and talking to you and talking to all you beautiful people about some cult

We're gonna be at the screenland armor in there in their basement room, which page tell them about it

So we were there last year so for those of you who went to panic fest last year you got to see the basement in progress

It is now complete and it looks cool as fucking shit

So that's where both the show and meetups and everything are going to be

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