Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go! Jesse is on VK, but I've got Jonah Ray and Andy Wood here to talk about unemployment, irony and frog town. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective. Jesse Thorne is spending the holidays.

By holidays, I mean Thanksgiving, so I guess he's spending the holiday with family in the Bay Area. I am here making a show because I have my priority straight, frankly.

I care more about telling the internet about my dick than I do about my family. And I think that's why I'm a better person.

Also, with me today, two great people whose priorities are also straight, a stand-up comedian and the mastermind behind the Bridgetown Comedy Festival and the LA Pod Festival in Mr. Andy Wood.

Andy, welcome to the show. Thank you for having me. I have to take...

Oh and while I'm listing your credits, I'm going to back up and also add that you are the host of the probably science podcast.

Andy gets right up on that mic. And I can't say I'm not the mastermind of the LA Pod Fest. That's a joint effort, but one of the guys who works on it.

I know why I care that much about making sure the audience knows I'm not the only person on this.

No, you're credit where credit is due. You're a class act, Andy Wood.

Oh, thank you. So I got about 50% of that intro.

It was all right. I don't know why I have to be like lessening my credits. I'll take them off.

You're a humble guy, and that's a great quality. Also with me, a fantastic stand-up comedian, you know, from the Nerdist Podcast and his new podcast, Jonah Radio, Jonah Ray.

Hi.

Welcome to the program. Welcome back to the program, I guess I should say.

Thank you. You actually got some of my credits wrong too.

Oh, okay.

I have been booked and bailed guests on probably science about three times now.

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