Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we're joined by the legendary Jonathan Katz and Tom Snyder.

Jonathan Katz makes just an extended stream, a never-ending stream of one-liter jokes.

Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective.

It's dark in the booth, Jordan.

Yeah, we've decided to go lights out, adults only.

Is this Jordan, Jesse, go after dark?

Absolutely. Well, it's certainly a more sensual version of Jordan, Jesse, go.

I like this feeling.

You know what? I really feel like I could record my lead vocal in the situation,

put a few more scarves up on a couple of different windows and stuff, and I could really bliss out.

Yeah, I feel like I could just really, really get a hold of my own genitals.

And no one would know.

Same, same diff, though.

Yeah, sure. Well, shall we introduce our guests?

Well, they're exciting guests, so I think we should.

I'm excited about this.

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