Joe Rogan convinced President Trump this week to fast-track approval for the psychedelic drug iBogaine,

which can potentially treat addiction and PTSD.

We're likely needed because there's a lot more trauma on its way.

And also, I'm horribly addicted to paint dinner.

A new book revealed that RFK Jr. cut the penis off of a road-killed raccoon while his family

sat in the car.

Because even wealthy kids need to learn that facts don't care about your feelings.

And sometimes the dark lord has to get his.

Speaking of which, Trump started a feud with Pope Leo, calling him soft on crime and very

liberal because he objected to the killing of civilians.

J.D. Vance said the Pope should be careful when speaking about theology, to which the Pope

responded,

Tell that dumb cuck to keep my name out of his mouth or I'll stomp his bitch ass out.

No cap.

The Strait of Hormuz is open.

Oh, wait, now it's closed again.

Open, closed, open, closed.

We're having peace talks. Never mind, we just destroyed a cargo ship.

I didn't even know this thing existed two months ago, and frankly, I'm sick of hearing about it.

And that's exactly the point.

Mass layoffs, constant war crimes, an unending refrain of AI companies foaming at the mouth

to convince you that every job you could ever do is already replaced.

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