This is Infants on Thrones.

Minnesot.

Minnesot.

Hey everybody.

I couldn't help but see all the excitement on Facebook this past weekend about President Ukdorf and his talk during the Saturday

morning session of conference.

Now apparently he acknowledged that church history has its warts and that people who leave do so for many complicated reasons, more

than just being offended or lazy or wanting to sin.

And many people saw this as an important step in the right direction.

Well, here at Infants on Thrones,

we just want to help out where we can.

So to ensure further steps in the right direction,

we would like to publish this open letter

to President Ukdorf.

See, I've actually taken the liberty to draft your next talk for you.

So with no further ado, please accept this in the spirit of appreciation and gratitude and satire in which it's given.

The Mormon Church is one of the fastest growing churches on the face of the whole planet.

It's pretty dang awesome.

In fact, people are falling over themselves right and left to join it.

However, sometimes even existing members actually choose to leave it.

Why the heck would anyone want to do that?

Sometimes, we assume it's because they're offended or lazy or sinful, but actually it's not really that simple.

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