Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

We're inside the butcher shop this week

So you'll forgive the periodic gagging that we're going to do?

That's actually if you're wondering where the gagging is coming from it's from my poor dog Wolfie

Oh he's sick

He's got a sickness

God damn it Jesse, what does everything have to be about Wolfie?

Everything is about Wolfie, God damn it

He's like a human child

In several ways, what ways is he like a human child Jesse?

He's young for his species

Okay

He lives at my house which is where a human child lives if I had one

Now you're just saying things about Wolfie

He likes dog kibble

I was going to have an enlightened discussion about gagging from seeing a cleaver go through a bone

But you want to talk about your gosh darn dog

I went out with a girl in high school whose father was a butcher

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