Give a little time for the child within you don't be afraid to be young and free

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you

I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

And this is Jordan, Jesse, GO!

This week, Froggy went a court in real princesses and horrible, horrible things that happen at the gym, really horrible, like turn your headphones off right now.

Welcome to Jordan, Jesse, GO! I'm Jesse Thorn, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective

With us is Stanton of comedian and comedy writer Mike Schmitt, Mike welcome, welcome

Hi, I'm Mike Schmitt, I don't have a clever nickname like you guys

You can make one up right now if you want to

Yeah, absolutely

How about the non-headphone, Mike Schmitt, I don't get any headphones

Mike is really bitter, like disproportionately bitter because Jordan and I are wearing headphones

That's actually a sore spot because it led to me losing a job earlier this week, so I don't know, better's the word we want to use

You lost your job because you didn't have headphones?

No, no, being bitter, I don't know

Oh, being bitter, my anger and bitterness led to me being removed from a project that I was involved in for quite a long time

I gotcha, it wasn't specifically headphone related

No, no, not at all

Okay, well I just wanted to make sure that was clear because that would be, and maybe you worked in the headphone store

Yeah, I dabble

Mike, you have to wear headphones when you're on the job, you have to push the product, like no dice man

No, I can't, look at this head of hair, I can't possibly smash it down

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