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Today's cocktail is called fake sex. The ingredients are 1.5 ounces of white or aged

rum, 1 ounce of guava juice, 1 ounce of orange juice freshly squeezed if you bogey,

1.5 ounce of lemon juice, freshly squeezed, a third ounce of simple syrup garnish is an orange

slice and a candied cherry. So you're going to add the rum, the guava juice, the orange juice,

the lemon juice and simple syrup into a shaker with ice and shake until well chilled,

strain into a cons glass filled with the fresh ice, garnish with your orange slice and that

candied cherry and that's fake sex. That sounds good though. It kind of does. It's

one of some orange juice and the candied cherry. Ooh, I love cherries. I love real cherries though.

I love them all. Oh, all the cherries. Those cherries in my mouth. You know I had a cherry

today and it was shaped like a big old booty. It was like two cherry stuff together and I was like,

look at this booty. I'm like, then I'm bitty. Look how much it was. It was a regular like dark red

cherry. It was the ronear. It was that organic dark red cherry from Whole Foods. Actually, it was

seven dollars. Yeah. When did gods fruit become so expensive? This supposed to be free.

You better get you a cherry tree. I was eating some of those ronear cherries. Girl. I love

the short yellow ones. I love them all. I like the light skin cherries. They taste so damn good.

No, I can eat a bag of cherries in one sitting. Me too and then I'll be booving.

Yeah. It'll run. So if you concentrate it, you know, tip. It's good for your bloodstream. Look,

you better be eating cherries. It's just not good for your wallet because that shit is

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