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Ep. 248 THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8548 Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2026

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Trump issues another ultimatum to Iran, the age of reason is collapsing, things are starting to get weird.HAPPY EASTERSupport the show + get bonus episodes every week:https://www.patreon.com/raykump


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0:00.0

Must remember, do not forget.

0:07.0

Remind me to bring photo ID.

0:10.0

Reminder, set.

0:12.0

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0:16.0

All right, love.

0:17.0

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0:22.3

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1:06.5

President Trump has, for the second time, issued a 48-hour ultimatum to Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz, or he'll begin bombing all their power plants and send them back to the Stone Age.

1:13.5

Some people are saying that Trump has revealed himself to be a disgraced, cowardly liar,

1:19.3

launching a pointless war at the behest of Israel to distract from the heinous revelations of the Epstein files.

1:26.6

And sure, that does sound bad.

1:28.9

But at least it's not Kamala Harris.

1:31.6

You know, I've heard that if she'd won.

1:33.4

She planned to import thousands of Indian immigrants

1:36.9

to staff an elaborate network of brothels

1:39.8

that she was going to call fetish fist

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