Ep 247 – Disproving Santa

Infants on Thrones

Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.6 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Sage Turk returns to Infants on Thrones with his Listener Essay “Disproving Santa Claus.” Jake and Tom join in the conversation as “apologetics” turn towards the satirically ridiculous and the absurd – for once. No, that was not a chiasmus.

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0:00.0	You better not cry.
0:05.0	not fight, I'm telling you not cry.
0:08.0	You better not fight.
0:10.0	I tell a new why.
0:11.0	Why?
0:12.0	Santa Claus is coming to time.
0:14.4	Santa baby just slip a sable under the tree.
0:20.2	Oh, it's all mommy can't say, say. Kissing, kissing,
0:25.0	kiss and kiss, and Santa Claus.
0:27.0	I don't think Santa Claus will mind to you.
0:31.0	Then what to my wondering eyes should appear a miniature sleigh and a tiny reindeer
0:38.2	show the old St. Louis didn't you really sway?
0:41.8	Here comes Sandy calls here comes Sandy calls right down the Santa calls lane
0:45.0	Since to tell me if you're really there
0:47.0	A lot on the house, on the house, on the main dear boy.
0:49.0	I'm still old Santa boy.
0:50.0	He sees you when you're sleeping.
0:52.0	This is in his sweet a little man.
0:54.0	A little old driver so lively and quick.
0:55.0	A dirty, and dirty,
0:56.0	and so too bad.
0:57.0	He goes away.
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