New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. As the hurly burly of political life returns to Washington, DC, many of you may be

wondering what's Hillary Clinton up to? How she occupying her time, now that the election is over

and she's lost to a rank amateur with funny orange hair, who said enough outrageous things to end

the careers of 15 other politicians, but instead only ended her career, sending her into a well-deserved

oblivion that left her questioning why she had allowed her husband to cheat on her and publicly

humiliate her all those years because she thought her marriage was her best path to the White House

when it turned out only to be her best path to being cheated on and humiliated and then kick to

the curb like the old crumpled tin can which he's actually come to resemble if you look at her from

just the right angle so that you might find yourself suddenly saying hey wait that's not a crumpled

old tin can that's just what Hillary Clinton looks like now that she's been rejected by the nation

whose public offices she ruthlessly petaled in exchange for cash wait I forgot the subject

oh yeah many of you may be wondering what's Hillary Clinton doing now okay maybe not many of you

but some of you a few of you okay no one's wondering but the point is I think as human beings we can

all open our hearts to Hillary and sympathize with the fact that it's painful when your career ends

in a ruinous shambles that stands as a rebuke not just your political philosophy but to your

behavior your personality and your painfully obvious greed and hunger for power not to mention

your fashion sense and your hideous screeching voice and you the public might want to know how a

person recovers from such a setback and learns to live again in hope and joy before ultimately dying

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