Ep 246: Greg Fitzsimmons

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Greg Fitzsimmons joins Mark and Sam for a wild one. From Boston blow-fueled road gigs and Charlie Sheen stories to rat infestations and exterminators with hockey sticks, nothing’s off limits. They cover Ellen horror stories, the porn awards, big hog rumors, and the grind of writing a new hour. Plus, Fitz reflects on his upbringing, mescaline-fueled teenage adventures, and life in Venice Beach. Greg's Website: https://gregfitzsimmons.com Fitz Dog Radio: https://gregfitzsimmons.com/podcast Sponsored by: 💸 Your new wardrobe awaits! Get $10 off @chubbies with the code DRUNKS https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/DRUNKS 🧵 Support the show and get free shipping on your Quince order, plus 365-day returns https://www.quince.com/drunk 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #GregFitzsimmons #MarkNormand #SamMorril #ChubbiesPod #Quince #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	And now we're live.
0:07.7	Hey, we do some shit talking before we heated these puppies up.
0:13.7	We got Greg Fitzsimmons, everybody.
0:16.0	Oh, buddy, man.
0:17.6	Yeah.
0:17.8	We've known you a while, man.
0:19.6	Been a long time.
0:20.5	And I kind of missed you guys starting out
0:24.9	in new york and you got to the point where you were like people were like who's good in
0:29.7	new york these days and this is going back 12 years and everybody's like these two guys and i
0:35.3	hadn't even seen you and so then when i saw each of you like, oh, these are guys that are actually doing stand-up. They're not trying to fucking audition for sitcoms. You know that right? Yeah, it's rare. Wait, sorry, what am I doing here? It's called a spigette. You put a little compari in there. That's what Peter set up first.
0:54.5	A little highlight with little compari. It's called a spaghetti. Spaghetti. Spaghetti. We did it once in the pot a long time ago. It was like the hot summer drink for a minute. Not bad. Not bad. It's the, it's the April Spritz for men. Yes. Hey, there we go. I drink spritzes all the time, dude.
0:52.3	Yeah?
0:53.2	At the cellar, at cellar Liz orders them out of the pine glass And we get fucking hammered Because they just keep bringing them And you're like four deep You're like I'm kind of fucked up Yeah They go down easy Yeah So do women after they have a few So do women after they have a few.
1:29.4	So what's this called? And we've lost our one female list.
1:31.4	Just like that.
1:32.4	There she goes.
1:33.7	Come on, we're drinking, we're drinking forgets.
1:38.7	You got to pronounce that right.
1:40.3	Oh, man.
1:41.3	I got the non-alcoholic.
1:43.3	Good for you. It's actually a good one.
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