Ep 245: Patton Oswalt

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Mark and Sam are joined by the always brilliant Patton Oswalt for a wild ride through comedy, cult films, and chaos. From Gallagher’s splatter zone to the genius of Team America, they cover movie obsessions, road gig nightmares, cancel culture debates, and the lost art of hanging with comics. Plus, they swap insane showbiz stories, true crime rabbit holes, and the eternal struggle of keeping sponge mold out of your marriage. Patton Oswalt: https://pattonoswalt.com/ Sponsored by: Support the show and get 20% off your 1st Sheath order with code DRUNK at https://www.sheathunderwear.com F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code DRUNK15 at https://www.theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod 🎧 Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD 🛒 Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ 🎬 Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets ⸻ 🎙️ Check out That Sounds Right — the comedy panel show hosted by the producer of WMBD: https://www.youtube.com/@thatsoundsrightshow Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #PattonOswalt #SheathUnderwear #ThePerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, we're here. We're doing it. We might be drunk. We got a Pat and Oswald with the tea.
0:12.6	Hello, having tea. I can't day drink anymore. I'm two old kids. Yeah, this is an early one. That's because of us. But we were talking about Red Bank, New Jersey. Killer room.
0:21.5	Count Basie.
0:22.5	I had seen Lily Tomlin there like way back in the day.
0:25.6	Wow.
0:26.6	Amazing show.
0:27.6	She was like redoing, like it was like topical material and then she redid search for
0:30.5	signs of intelligent life.
0:31.6	Oh yeah.
0:32.6	Oh.
0:33.6	Great show.
0:34.6	Hell yeah.
0:35.6	Yeah.
0:36.6	It's a big one for specials. It's a great room, but yeah. Well, because the interior is gorgeous. Beautiful. Beautiful. Cool staff, but I went through, I'm like filming my own tour doc type movie, and my publicist was driving me, and I have Rachel Feinstein in the car with me, too. She's playing my publicist in the thing. And the publicist is like a dumbass that's like the
0:54.3	character of my publicist like I'm not stupid I'm like we would the whole time we're like you're kind of stupid though in a lot of ways like you're kind of incompetent she's like I'm not we get there early to film she pulls up and she goes you're gonna kill me and like what happened she goes we're at count Basie hall not count Basie theater I'm like what does that me and she goes, we're 90 minutes away.
0:52.3	And I was like, we're literally Count Basie Hall, not Count Basie Theater. I'm like, what does that mean? And she goes, we're 90 minutes away.
1:12.7	Oh.
1:13.1	And I was like, we're literally making a movie about how dumb you are. And you drove us to the wrong venue. And you gave us such a perfect scene. And she just kind of had to take us just abusing her for the rest of the ride there. Wait a second. Did you advertise you were at the Count Basie Theater or the Count Basie Hall?
1:11.1	Theater.
1:12.0	Oh, no, she just made it.
1:13.7	It was just a brain fart.
1:14.6	She just... a second. Did you advertise you were at the Count Basie Theater or the Count Basie Hall?
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