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The Yard

Ep. 246 - Don't tell Nick

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.92.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about the Bilibili comments on the last episode, what The Yard Road Trip would look like, and how Ludwig discovered the original Fart Reverb sound effect.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm crazy on the world.

0:17.1

He's crazy on the world.

0:18.4

I am demonstrated, recorded to be crazy on the world you would sit there like a

0:22.8

like a like a like a fucking fat seater i don't sit there that's mean i don't sit there

0:27.6

try to get the food i don't sit there i act i act quickly you would there'd be nothing to act on

0:33.2

oh my god because the thing is i'm not afraid of failing the wordle. So I fight.

0:38.4

So you're just going to fail it really quickly?

0:39.6

No, I fight bravely. I'll show you after this. I will fucking destroy you. I'm a warrior in the wordal. Are we going? Okay. Thank God. Thank God I got that on record. That I'm a wordal warrior. Yeah, they needed to hear that shit. Do you understand?

0:52.3

Thank God I needed to hear that shit.

0:53.3

Put an M16 in my hand.

0:54.9

I'm a wordal warrior.

0:56.7

Well, we're back. We're back. Oh my God. The fractured limping freak that is the Yard podcast, once again, incomplete. We just can't. We just can't get a full app. Can't get four, get a full normal. It's because like us three are willing to hustle. You know?

1:28.5

I'm saying, bro, you know what I realized? I go on all the travel episodes. He skipped France. He skipped Japan. He's proven his pants. You... I've never skipped to travel. We kind of have to be around you, which is miserable.

1:30.8

What?

1:32.7

It's miserable. Yeah, I guess you don't skip them.

1:34.8

You're the impetus.

1:36.5

You're the sun and we're the gay little mercury that rotates you.

1:40.2

Yeah.

1:40.8

Gay little mercury is one of the big ones.

1:42.8

I'm the gay little, Mercury's a small one.

1:44.8

Mercury.

1:45.9

Do you know all the planets in order?

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