Ep. 245 - We Went to China!
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🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Ludwig will, we've held out with him for like five hours right now, and he does this thing where he'll like casually, he'll be like laid back. And he'll like bust out this like what sounds like flawless Chinese because I don't know any. And then I'm like, wow, he's done it. And then the person he's speaking to will just do this. Yeah. Look at him like he's just drooled all over himself. It's so. But he gets there, dare I say. He does get there. Dude, it was so, okay. Welcome to China. Welcome to China. If you saw, we were on a boat, we ran into some chop. We were going to do an episode on literally a boat in the water. It was so perfect. We found, I mean, the chop found us, really. We're scrambling around all day looking for a film location we see the boats |
| 0:55.7 | we're like that's gonna be perfect we get on the boats we get into the water and then the chop |
| 0:59.5 | came so like the boat like managers they're not cops they just they take you to the shore if it gets |
| 1:05.3 | to windy they come by and they're like yelling at us and ludwig's like talking back to him and stuff |
| 1:10.4 | and they had like this exchange and i'm like what like talking back to him and stuff and they had like |
| 1:11.2 | this exchange and I'm like what did they say he's like oh I don't know they talked for what |
| 1:18.1 | felt like five minutes Ludwig and Ludwig said I don't know what they said locking eyes it's not |
| 1:22.8 | only paying attention he's like do it do it do it oh yeah yeah, do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, do it. Ah, ah, ah. That is. I have master the art of making them think I know what they said. Yeah. And they, they see five, they see five Warren get on the, get on the fucking lake. And they activate the chop. And what's the word Schwagwan? What is it? What is Schwagwan schwaiguan schwaigua swigua swigua swigua what you say hello to someone handsome |
| 1:51.2 | five five schwaigga get on the lake what's handsome again swigga oh right right right i thought it was white guy |
| 1:59.6 | do you know that one? |
| 2:01.0 | What's the guy gen equivalent? It's not white, it's foreigner. Weiguel. Oh, yeah. Ah. See, okay, there's a very high possibility, high chance during this recording that we will break equipment. Things will fly around. Something will go wrong. This was our last chance. So we're walking, we're like, okay, figure out. These guys fly out in like a couple hours. |
| 2:18.7 | Like how do we do this? |
| 2:19.9 | And then a man is standing in the doorway of what is the number 21 bistro? The view and chill. Called the view and chill. A man is standing the doorway of the view and chill. He's looking at us. We're trying to figure out. And he's doing this. I literally looked up and I saw the sign and I went, huh, view and chill. And Ludwig just walks in. Like he couldn't have helped it. Like that was his sleeper agent call. Dude. And shout out. They gave us a whole roof to film on. Yeah. I was obviously generous. They hooked us up with some food. I had happy face French fries like BJs in California. If you come to Beijing, check out the viewing channel. She was like, you should come tomorrow. The weather's bad today. I'm like, we're here for one day. I think she's laughed at me. I was like, you're lucky. And then Ludwig's using Chad GPT to have a conversation with this woman, which is immediately a surrendering. |
| 3:08.3 | Yeah. You don't get to see that on tip to tip because he doesn't have a phone. |
| 3:11.3 | And then the Chad GPT guy in the phone is like, sorry, you've ran out of tokens for today. |
| 3:16.3 | And he's just like, okay. He's like, I thought I had pro. |
| 3:21.3 | My name is Aiden Calvin I'm gonna Sam Oltman |
| 3:25.1 | I'm gonna do that you don't need to make a joke of it |
| 3:30.6 | I'll do that well |
| 3:33.6 | Sam say we're gonna fuck bro it's good to be back |
| 3:37.2 | it's so good to be back and I And I love that we're all here together. |
| 3:41.1 | We are back, bro. |
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