EP. 243: The St Patrick's Day Pick Up Line

CERTIFIED MAMA'S BOY with Steve Kramer

Steve Kramer

Comedy, Society & Culture

2.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.8	Is it possible for there to be a pickup line
0:02.8	that is so effective that literally it works
0:05.3	nine out of 10 times?
0:07.0	You say no, you say there's no way, right?
0:09.1	But I will prove you wrong today
0:10.6	on the St. Patrick's Day edition
0:12.3	of a moment in Kramer history.
0:13.6	We actually were known, people loved it.
0:16.4	Every St. Patrick's Day, we'd have this one pickup line.
0:18.9	And today I'll finally reveal what that,
0:22.0	we only told like certain amount of guys,
0:23.8	we never said it in mass, ever.
0:26.0	But today we're gonna do it on the show.
0:27.7	Welcome.
0:28.6	I'm James Kramer and I am proud to admit
0:30.8	that I am a mama's boy.
0:32.4	You're not just any mama's boy.
0:34.4	You're a certified mama's boy.
0:37.3	And this is the certified mama's boy podcast.
0:41.6	This is a certified mama's boy podcast.
0:43.4	Hello, I'm Steve Kramer.
0:44.7	Thank you for being here.
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