And they are some our guide for Marmite first timers. First toast your pillowy soft bread.

Push that.

Liberally spread that butter. Stroke that Marmite open.

Dip that knife and spread that. Don't overload.

And taste that. Marmite. Love it.

Hate it. Get it on.

And we're live. They're free.

Two.

We wish you on every Christmas and a happy new year.

Am I the only one who thinks we throw around that phrase a little bit too much, a little bit too easily.

We don't need to be throwing around like that. You don't need to tell people to have a happy new year because quite frankly, some people don't deserve it.

You know, you hear all the time on like a TV show or whatever, like the news or some shit they'll be like, I hope everybody has a happy new year.

Everybody, like every single one of like, have you fucking you telling me even your racist great aunt deserves a happy new year.

I mean, to be quite frank, I don't think she deserves a new year period.

Fucking, she doesn't, she doesn't deserve to see another year at all.

Like, like, whatsoever. Like, fucking, she doesn't deserve to see another number.

Fucking get put on the calendar. Okay. She saw 1922. There's absolutely no reason that she needs to see 2022.

I mean, come on. Like, what, like, what's happening? Okay. She doesn't have, she deserves a happy new year.

She doesn't deserve to live. Okay. Fucking, I don't know. All right.

Fuck, man. But your first time here, that's it. And you're thinking, holy shit, this is going to be a morbid episode.

He probably never starts, like, just know every episode starts very, I think the last like four episodes started with a suicide joke.

I was trying to steal away from that, but somehow some way I always find my way into like some death joke.

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