And we'll arrive in three, two.

Hey, hey, hey, we're trying to suck some dick today, not you guys.

Not you guys, because you are good, well-behaved Christian youth group ministers in the eyes

of God.

You guys are beautiful.

Jesus podcast youth group ministers youth group youth pastors and Jesus youth but Jesus

is an avid listener every week.

He sends me a postcard from, you know, I don't know.

I think he's like chilling in Mexico right now trying to get away from the holidays.

And he's like, you're killing it.

I'm like, thank you so much, big J.

I'm just kidding.

But or no, actually, the Jesus part I'm not kidding about Jesus does send me postcards,

but I'm kidding about the youth.

I'm pretty sure no youth pastor is in this.

A youth pastor probably turned this on and then started violently crying at how terribly

aggressive and vulgar this podcast is.

But anyways, we're going to sing a little song together.

I know it's been, it's taking me a little bit longer to get here, but we're okay.

Okay.

This is technically the Christmas episode or holiday episode.

Look, I don't really fucking, you know, if you celebrate Christmas, if you don't, if

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