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The Film Reroll

Ep 24: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial (Part 1)

The Film Reroll

Paulo Quiros

Tv & Film, Comedy, Games, Leisure

4.9 β€’ 762 Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 21 April 2017

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

We ruin E.T.! Jon pets a dog! Andy fetches apples! Pitr steals a bike! Joz is four! Jon Miller – E.T. Andy Hoover – Elliott Pitr Strait – Michael Jocelyn Vammer – Gertie Paulo Quiros – DM

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0:00.0

The

0:07.0

The Hey, everyone, welcome to the film re-roll.

0:28.8

We are a podcast where we take a movie that you love and turn it into a kind of different movie that you probably don't feel that much about at all.

0:37.4

Okay. We should stop doing this show that much about it all. Okay.

0:38.1

We should stop doing this show then.

0:39.9

Yeah, really.

0:40.5

Way to sell out our fans, Powell.

0:42.5

Jeez.

0:43.0

We take a movie, and we are going to have our fine actors here play the main characters.

0:48.0

They are free to take whatever action they want,

0:50.0

and we won't necessarily follow the story of the movie at all.

0:53.4

This is basically improv, but unlike

0:55.1

improv, any time they want to do anything in the world, say shoot someone or climb a tree, they have

0:59.8

to roll dice. They can't just say they do it. They have to see if they succeed. And then the story

1:03.9

changes. For my part, Palo, I'm really hoping this episode contains a lot of gunplay. You're not good at guns. I don't like the way you said gunplay.

1:11.2

It's not just Jaws that can be into shooting people.

1:13.6

I'm four.

1:14.2

Jaws doesn't sound sexually aroused when she shoots people.

1:17.5

You have been listening to the old episodes, haven't you?

1:19.9

I'm four.

1:20.3

She kind of, I mean.

1:22.3

So this week we're doing E.T.

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